Cobra TB Round 1, #11 vs. #22

sabotage
#11. Firefly
Firefly was the Cobra saboteur…absolutely one of the coolest Cobra toys ever produced…though we got him as kids, we lost his gun the first day we had him, and soon after learned another valuable lesson: if you keep twisting a Joe torso in circles, the rubber band will eventually break…pretty much non-existent in the cartoon…a major baddie in the comics, with possible ninja skills…he’s one sneaky dude…nobody knows much at all about him.

VERSUS

arrrr
#22. Zanzibar
Zanzibar was a new recruit for the Dreadnoks gang…famous for drinking grape soda and eating chocolate donuts…his official title is “Dreadnok Pirate”… he drove this…his toy featured actual hair, though it had a femine curl to it…he’s usually found in the Florida Everglades…did I mention he’s a pirate?…so nasty even his fellow Dreadnoks hated him.

Last first round battle – vote below!

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Zanzibar was so corny.

FIREFLY!

Zanzibar. Because it’s a great halo map and because that top-head pony is pretty killer.

It’s hard to go against a pirate whose name acts as a Tenacious D reference, but Firefly was supercool. FF.

Firefly. He was supposed to kill Snake Eyes, but when he saw him practicing martial arts, he pussed out.

effing eff.

Firefly.

firefly



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