Things I just made up that sounds almost as ridiculous as Lindsay Lohan suing the eTrade baby

(Nice)

Britney Spears files restraining order against Count Chocula

Nicole Ritchie de-friends Aunt Jemima

Robert Pattinson enters common-law marriage with Smokey the Bear

Paris Hilton sends cease and desist letter to Chester Cheetah

Perez Hilton leaves tersely worded noise complaint on windshield of the Noid’s car.

Nick Jonas curb stomps the FreeCreditReport.com guys

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The NOID!! Ha!



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