A Scientific Prediction of the Super Bowl Winner
I have devised a way to predict, with 100% certainty, the winner of this year’s Super Bowl. Read below…
I will simulate the game by using my Nintendo Entertainment System and the greatest game ever:
That’s right folks, it’s the 1990 Steelers versus the 1990 Seahawks! As I’ve begun prep work, I can’t help but feel this is a completely credible approach. I mean, consider this:
Matt Hassleback = Dave Krieg
Troy Palamalu = Rod Woodson
Darrell Jackson = Brian Blades
Ben Rothlesberger = uh, Bubby Brister?
Obviously the 1990 version of the two teams (back then they were BOTH in the AFC) are exact carbon copies of each other, only the names have changed. (except Lofa Tatupu of the present day Seahawks is the son of Tecmo legend Mosi Tatupu – a Patriot. Maybe I just ripped a gaping hole in the universe…)
I will log this epic battle and report the outcome on this site in the next few days. Prepare to make a lot of money, because now you’ll know who to bet on!!!
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This match is funny to me, because back in the day, these were our two favorite teams to play with. Who you got winning this, fivecoat? Do I even need to ask?
By urob on 01.25.06 9:44 am
I want the Baltimore Colts to win.
By Balki Bartokomous on 01.25.06 11:11 am
I think Tecmo Seattle might pull it off. But Real-Life Pittsburgh is going to win the Super Bowl.
By fivecoat on 01.25.06 11:32 am
I just want to see Bettis go out on a high note. It doesn’t get any higher than making your final game the Superbowl in your home town and winning.
By Balki Bartokomous on 01.25.06 11:36 am
…or fumbling on an easy touchdown run.
By urob on 01.25.06 1:22 pm
Who is sitting at home right now? Live in the now, urob…
By fivecoat on 01.25.06 2:19 pm
ouch!
By urob on 01.25.06 2:53 pm
I just found out this morning there is a Tecmo Super Bowl tournament in one of my halls.
I signed up.
By urob on 01.26.06 6:19 am
I can read the headline in the UT Volunteer Dispatch-Gazette:
“University Staff Director Wins Nurdiest Competition Ever”
By Greedo on 01.26.06 6:34 am
Dude, I’ll get it framed!
By urob on 01.26.06 7:20 am
Does this mean you are going to start dating whoever you beat?
By fivecoat on 01.26.06 7:43 am
**SNAP!
By Greedo on 01.26.06 9:02 am
Hah! I hope not, only guys have signed up so far…maybe I should get the wifey signed up to, and play her in the first round…
By urob on 01.26.06 9:22 am
Crap, he’s found a loophole that will keep him from dating a dude. AGAIN.
By Mark on 01.26.06 9:32 am
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